One night a man
was drinking in a bar and he had to go to the bathroom. While he was going, he
noticed that there were three black men next to him at the urinals.
He happened to look down and was shocked to see that one of the men had a white
penis. He quickly finished and went back to the bar. He told the bartender that
he had just seen the strangest thing when he was in the bathroom.
The bartender asked him what he saw. "Well, while I was taking a leak, I looked
over and next to me were three black guys and one of them had a white dick!" he
said.
"Oh, those weren't black men," the bartender said, "they are all coal miners and
apparently one of them went home for lunch."
*
* *
Three friends decided
to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You
can pay by the inch."
When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"
"$75 dollars," said the first.
The second guy goes in and returns with a fee of $85. The first two were proud
of their prowess.
The third man goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first
two.
$20 dollars replies the third. The first two start laughing hysterically.
"Hey
guys," replied the third, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of
on the way in!
*
* *
A four-year-old
boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not
know and he would ask his dad. That evening the second boy asked his dad.
His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son
this is a penis. In fact, if you take a good look you will see this is a perfect
penis."
The next day the second five year old boy met the first five year old boy and
called him behind a hedge.
The boy exposed himself and said, "This is a penis. In fact, if it were three
inches shorter it would be a perfect penis!"
*
* *
One day there was
four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for
I have sinned." He asked how. She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her
to wash her eyes with holy water.
The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He
asked how. "I touched a man's private parts." He told her to wash her hands in
holy water.
Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting.
The fourth nun said, "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she
is going to sit in it."
