A ventriloquist
walked up to an Indian and said "I'll bet I can make your horse talk."
Indian: "Horse no talk"
Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Hi horse. How does you master treat you?"
Horse: "Oh, he is good to me. He gives me food, water and he keeps me out of the
sun."
Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make you dog talk."
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Ventriloquist: "Sure watch this. Dog, how are you? Does your master treat you
good?"
Dog: "Oh! He treats me good. He gives me food, water and he plays ball with me."
Ventriloquist: "I'll bet I can make your sheep talk."
Indian: "Sheep Lie! Sheep Lie!"
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One day a young
man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered
the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina.
The woman started screaming "Oh my God, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!"
The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.
The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky situation. But I have a
solution to the problem if young sir would permit." The husband being very concerned
agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out of his wife's
vagina.
The doctor said "OK, what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis
and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee getting closer to the
tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and the bee should hopefully follow my penis
out of your wife's vagina. The husband nodded and gave his approval.
The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get on with it." So the doctor,
after covering the tip of his penis with honey, inserted it into the young lady's
vagina. After a few gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has
noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So the doctor went deeper
and deeper.
After a while the doctor began shafting the young lady very hard indeed. The young
lady began to quiver with excitement. She began to moan and groan aloud. The doctor,
concentrating very hard, looked like he was enjoying himself, he then put his
hands on the young lady's breasts and started making loud noises.
The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and shouted, "Now wait
a minute! What the Hell do you think you're doing?"
The doctor, still concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the
bastard!"
